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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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