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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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