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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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