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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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