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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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