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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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Could the world fall?
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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