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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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How would I know which one I was?
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
Karl Pilkington
There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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