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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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