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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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