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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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