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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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A dog has got human eyes.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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