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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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