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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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