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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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