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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
Karl Pilkington
But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
Karl Pilkington
I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
Karl Pilkington
Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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