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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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