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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
Karl Pilkington
But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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