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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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