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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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