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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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