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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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