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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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