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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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