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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
Karl Pilkington
I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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