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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
Karl Pilkington
We all just want to sit on our ass.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
Karl Pilkington
