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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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