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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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