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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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