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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
Actor
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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