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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
Actor
Comedian
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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