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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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