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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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