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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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How would I know which one I was?
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Could the world fall?
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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