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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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