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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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How would I know which one I was?
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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A dog has got human eyes.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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