Quote

I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.

Karl Pilkington

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Television Actor
Television Personality
Television Presenter
Writer
Sale
Cheshire
Londoners
Manchester

More quotes by Karl Pilkington

Image
Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
Karl Pilkington
Image
Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
Karl Pilkington
Image
Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
Karl Pilkington
Image
This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
Karl Pilkington
Image
I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
Karl Pilkington
Image
You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
Karl Pilkington
Image
I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
Karl Pilkington
Image
By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
Karl Pilkington
Image
Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
Karl Pilkington
Image
I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
Karl Pilkington
Image
Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
Karl Pilkington
Image
I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
Karl Pilkington
Image
At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
Karl Pilkington
Image
It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
Karl Pilkington
Image
I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
Karl Pilkington
Image
People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
Karl Pilkington
Image
What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
Karl Pilkington
Image
If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
Karl Pilkington
Image
Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
Karl Pilkington
Image
A dog has got human eyes.
Karl Pilkington