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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Cheshire
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Manchester

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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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