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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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A dog has got human eyes.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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