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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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