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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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