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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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