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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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