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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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