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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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