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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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