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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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