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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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