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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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