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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Could the world fall?
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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