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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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How would I know which one I was?
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Could the world fall?
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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