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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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