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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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