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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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