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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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