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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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