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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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