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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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How would I know which one I was?
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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Could the world fall?
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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