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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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