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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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