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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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How would I know which one I was?
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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