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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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