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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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