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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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