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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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