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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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