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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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