Quote

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

Karl Pilkington

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Television Actor
Television Personality
Television Presenter
Writer
Sale
Cheshire
House
Live
People
Glass
Glasses
Door
Answer
Doors
Answers

More quotes by Karl Pilkington

Image
A problem solved is a problem caused.
Karl Pilkington
Image
Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
Karl Pilkington
Image
We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
Karl Pilkington
Image
Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
Karl Pilkington
Image
By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
Karl Pilkington
Image
Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
Karl Pilkington
Image
The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
Karl Pilkington
Image
It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Karl Pilkington
Image
I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
Karl Pilkington
Image
If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
Karl Pilkington
Image
Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
Karl Pilkington
Image
Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
Karl Pilkington
Image
This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
Karl Pilkington
Image
I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
Karl Pilkington
Image
I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
Karl Pilkington
Image
That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
Karl Pilkington
Image
We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
Karl Pilkington
Image
It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
Karl Pilkington
Image
I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
Karl Pilkington
Image
Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
Karl Pilkington