Quote

Great. I'd been dumped in Hell's waiting room.

Karen Chance

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Karen Chance
Age: 24
Born: 2000
Born: January 1
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Orlando
Florida
Great
Dumped
Room
Rooms
Hell
Waiting

More quotes by Karen Chance

Image
They’ll have to eat first. And by the time they’re finished, you’ll be back.” “With the condoms.” “Right.” “For the giant orgy you’re convinced we’re about to have in the backyard.” “Dory! Just go!” “I’ll go with,” Ray said, getting up. “I need a snack.” Which was how I ended up condom shopping with a vampire.
Karen Chance
Image
I barely heard him, I was too busy watching Pritkin, who had slumped over with his head on the sofa arm, shoulders shaking helplessly, and what looked suspiciously like tears leaking out from under his closed eyes. Not that bad, he muttered, and then he was off again.
Karen Chance
Image
The worst part was the silence. Death was supposed to be loud — gunshots, explosions, screams and thunder. Not this eerie quiet that wrapped around me like a shroud.
Karen Chance
Image
Can we just do this?” Ray asked tightly, clinging to Zheng’s already slightly elongated arm. Because Louis-Cesare wasn’t the only one with a master power around here. “Let go,” Zheng told him. “I’m the rubber band you’re the spitball. And spitballs don’t hold on to rubber bands.” “Die in a fire,” Ray told him savagely. But he let go.
Karen Chance
Image
Take them off!” I told him, grabbing the front of his jeans. “Take everything off!” “I’m trying!” “Try harder!
Karen Chance
Image
Yes, but knee pants are so much more flattering. You can see my legs. You want people to see your legs? I have very nice legs! We both paused to admire them for a moment.
Karen Chance
Image
Nobody said anything that time. Or maybe I just wasn’t listening. After all, someone had to keep an eye on the fridge.
Karen Chance
Image
Mr. Complete Lack of Sympathy
Karen Chance
Image
you gotta think it’s a waste of—” “Ray!” I glanced around, but there was nobody within earshot. “Well, excuse me if I’m not used to buying condoms for aliens,” he said more softly. “They’re not aliens.” “Well, they’re not human. I mean, they could have anything under those tunics, you know?
Karen Chance
Image
Prevarication, how divine! I always did get along better with sinners.
Karen Chance
Image
He’s a war mage. They’re almost impossible to kill.” He scowled. “Even on purpose.
Karen Chance
Image
They- He stopped and just blinked at me for a minute. You know, people are always saying that you're cuckoo. Looney Tunes. Off the freaking edge. But I tell 'em, no, she's okay. She's got some...anger management issues. But you know what? They're right. You're nuts.
Karen Chance
Image
Pritkin kissed like he did everything else, straightforward, accepting no prisoners and with an intensity that left me breathless. It was hot and hard and desperate, like he was starving for it, and I opened my mouth and took it, because, God.
Karen Chance
Image
So maybe it was just as well that my companion was more like Mulder. A coked-out Mulder with a lot of weapons, who knew that the monsters under the bed were real and would gut you.
Karen Chance
Image
No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph.
Karen Chance
Image
To know Pritkin was to want to kill him, but so far I'd resisted temptation.
Karen Chance
Image
I’d been declared—over my loud and sustained protests—Pythia, the chief seer of the supernatural world.
Karen Chance
Image
Where. Is. He? Alphonse repeated, although it sounded more like Don't make me eat your face.
Karen Chance
Image
There are things we want, and things we may have.... Sanity lies in knowing the difference.
Karen Chance
Image
You know, dulceata, there are times when I truly believe you are the most frightening person I know. Thank you?
Karen Chance