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Take them off!” I told him, grabbing the front of his jeans. “Take everything off!” “I’m trying!” “Try harder!

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Karen Chance
Age: 24
Born: 2000
Born: January 1
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Science Fiction Writer
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Orlando
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Everything
Take
Trying
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