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This was Dante's. Crazy was what we had for breakfast when we ran out of Corn Flakes

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Karen Chance
Age: 24
Born: 2000
Born: January 1
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Orlando
Florida
Dante
Flakes
Corn
Ran
Breakfast
Crazy

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Poireaux vinaigrette aux grains de caviar.” I did a quick translation. “Leeks and fish eggs in vinegar?” He grinned. “It sounds better in French.” Yeah, but did it taste better?
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He had the look of an atheist who’d just had a visit from God: stunned, disbelieving and faintly ill.
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