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Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.

Karel Capek

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Karel Capek
Age: 48 †
Born: 1890
Born: January 9
Died: 1938
Died: December 25
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I've found a place that would amaze you. People used to live there, but now it's all overgrown and no one goes there. Absolutely no one - only me... Just a little house and a garden. And two dogs.
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Nothing is stranger to man than his own image.
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Be these people either Conservatives or Socialists, Yellows or Reds, the most important thing is - and that is the point I want to stress - that all of them are right in the plain and moral sense of the word.
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It was a great thing to be a human being. It was something tremendous. Suddenly I'm conscious of a million sensations buzzing in me like bees in a hive. Gentlemen, it was a great thing.
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You can have a revolution wherever you like, except in a government office even were the world to come to an end, you'd have to destroy the universe first and then government offices.
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Wherever on this planet ideals of personal freedom and dignity apply, there you will find the cultural inheritance of England.
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There came into the world an unlimited abundance of everything people need. But people need everything except unlimited abundance.
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Man will never be enslaved by machinery if the man tending the machine be paid enough.
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As is well known, all collectors are prepared to steal or murder if it is a question of getting another piece for their collection but this does not lower their moral character in the least.
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I certainly don't know if you could claim that every theft is wrong, but I'll prove to you that every theft is forbidden, by simply locking you up.
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Cognition is not fighting, but once someone knows a lot, he will have much to fight for, so much that he will be called a relativist because of it.
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My dear Miss Glory, Robots are not people. They are mechanically more perfect than we are, they have an astounding intellectual capacity, but they have no soul.
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You never realize a dog is a man's best friend until you start betting on horses.
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The English gentleman is a combination of silence, courtesy, dignity, sport, newspapers and honesty.
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Robots do not hold on to life. They can't. They have nothing to hold on with - no soul, no instinct. Grass has more will to live than they do.
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