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You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

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Kami Garcia
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 25
Artist
Novelist
Teacher
Writer
Washington
District of Columbia
Toilet
Toilets
Crap
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Kind of like love before first sight.” and “Butterflies in your stomach. That was such a crappy metaphor. More like killer bees.
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surrounded by strangers who love me (un)strangers made strange by pain
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words same as always same as nothing when nothing is the same
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I'm just the librarian. I can only give you the books. I can't give you the answers.
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