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You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

Kami Garcia

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Kami Garcia
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 25
Artist
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Washington
District of Columbia
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In death, lie. In living, cry. Carry me home to remember to be remembered.
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we love what we love and who we love who we love and why we love why we love and find a falling shoelace knotted and strung between the fingers of strangers
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Loneliness is holding the one you love When you know you might never hold him again. Even lost in the darkness My heart will find you The soul die at the hand of the one who carries it. If I could find a place to run away Hidden safely, I would be there today. The darkest daylight finds me.
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I am a friend. I have in my possession two thousand assorted buttons, eight hundred keys, and only one friend. Perhaps it is not something you can understand. I have not often been one before. I will be now.
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We are given to the great, for great purpose, to great ends. We are given to the grave, for grave purposes, to grave ends.
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I wanted to stay this way forever. Which, it turns out, was exactly five more minutes.
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I wanted to find a place to hide from all of it, where the nightmares and the rivers and reality couldn't find me. For me, that place was always inside a book.
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I really was alone, and the only thing worse than being alone was having everyone else see how lonely you were
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I wish I could print up a sign and tape it on my forehead. I OFFICIALLY DO NOT WANT TO KISS ETHAN WATE. NOW PLEASE LET ME BE FRIENDS WITH HIM.
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She leaned into my shoulder. Maybe you don't have to be a Caster to have power. I pushed her hair behind her ear. Maybe you just have to fall for one.
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I don’t think Kitchen makes this. What’s it called again? Jell-O Surprise. Link grinned. What’s the surprise? Ridley examined the red gelatin more closely. What they put in it.
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She was my destination. I was always on the way to Lena, even when I wasn't. Even when she wasn't on her way to me.
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Until then, you can do what everyone else your age does. Listen to music. Watch the television. Just keep your nose away from those books.
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