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You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

Kami Garcia

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Kami Garcia
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 25
Artist
Novelist
Teacher
Writer
Washington
District of Columbia
Full
Toilet
Toilets
Crap
Humorous
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no light no dark no you no me know light know dark know you know me
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