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Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

Julie Kagawa

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Julie Kagawa
Age: 42
Born: 1982
Born: October 12
Author
Novelist
Writer
Sacramento
California
Testicles
Jars
Freeze
Humorous
Touch
Understand

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