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A wedding is a funeral which masquerades as a feast. And the greater the pageantry, the deeper the savagery.

Julie Burchill

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Julie Burchill
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: July 3
Journalist
Novelist
Writer
Frenchay
Gloucestershire
Masquerade
Savagery
Feast
Funeral
Wedding
Deeper
Greater
Masquerades
Pageantry

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